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Boyfriend by:Planxty Lewis
Hey! Hey! You! You!I don’t like your boyfriend!No way! No way!I think you need a humanHey! Hey! You! You!I could be your boyfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!I know that you love meNo way! No way!better than those leechesHey! Hey! You! You!I want to be your boyfriend
You’re so sweetI think you’re neatYou’re so rebelliousI know you like my body heatIt makes him jealousHe can’t do what I could do to make you feel alrightDon’t pretend I’m not your sun, just come to gripsAnd oh yeahscrew those Bloodsuckin’ leechesI can tell you love me back and you know I’m right
He’s like so whateverAnd probably a bed-wetterI think you should dump the parasite nowAnd he knows that’s what I’m thinking ‘bout!
Hey! Hey! You! You!I don’t like your boyfriend!No way! No way!I think you need a human
Hey! Hey! You! You!I could be your boyfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!I know that you love meNo way! No way!Better than those leechesHey! Hey! You! You!I want to be your boyfriend
I can see the way, I see the way he hurt you badAnd every time I think of him you know it makes me mad
I know you talk about me in your sleep again and againyou should never fear, told you I’d always be nearBetter yet get your boyfriend out of hereI don’t want to hear you say his name ever again(And again and again and again!)
He’s like so whatever,And probably a bed-wetter!I think you should dump the parasite nowAnd he knows that’s what I’m thinking ‘bout
Hey! Hey! You! You!I don’t like your boyfriend!No way! No way!I think you need a humanHey! Hey! You! You!I could be your boyfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!I know that you love meNo way! No way!Better than those leechesHey! Hey! You! You!I want to be your boyfriend
When I get you you’ll feel how my kisses lingerCause wolves can, cause wolves can do it betterWhen you gonnajust realize that he’s stinkin’?He gave you upWhat the hell was he thinking?!
When I get you you’ll feel how my kisses lingerCause wolves can, cause wolves can do it betterWhen you gonnajust realize that he’s stinkin’?He gave you upWhat the hell was he thinking?!
Hey! Hey! You! You!I don’t like your boyfriend!No way! No way!I think you need a humanHey! Hey! You! You!I could be your boyfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!I know that you love meNo way! No way!better than those leechesHey! Hey! You! You!I want to be your boyfriend
Hey! Hey! You! You!I don’t like your boyfriend!No way! No way!I think you need a humanHey! Hey! You! You!I could be your boyfriend