This is soooooooooo f-ing funny

-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, Blue eyed vampwolf
-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.
-For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you,MartaSwan, TheEmoSideOfMe, EdwardlovesChristyalways. Blue eyed vampwolf
-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
-If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
-If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
-if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile
-If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile
-if you've ever walked into a wall b4 copy this into your profile
-If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
-If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
-If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
-There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
-If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profle
-98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. (XD)
-If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile
-98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
-If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
-I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
-If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile
-If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.
-You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile.
-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile
-If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile
-If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
-If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
-The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
-If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
-93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, oceaneyes85253, TheEmoSideOfMe, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Blue eyed vampwolf
-if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires
WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome
LES is Love Edward Syndrome
WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome
-I have them all! put them in your profile if you do! and you know you do! stop lying to yourself!!
-If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile
-If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!
-If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile (XD)
-If your skin is almost always cold...copy and paste this onto your profile
-If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this onto your profile
-If you've ever spazzed out when you've seen a silver Volvo S60, because it reminds you of Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you've ever spent numerous hours looking for stuff that remind you of any of the Cullens/Swans, copy and and paste this into your profile.
-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
-If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
-If you swear you'll throw yourself off the nearest building if they cast a bad Edward and/or Bella for the Twilight Movie or mess it up beyond possible reasoning, copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
-If you compare people to Edward and Bella, copy and paste this into your profile.
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